clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via hotboyproblems)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via hotboyproblems)

spikespiegell:

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME I SPENT 24 FUCKING HOURS ON THIS PHOTOSHOOT AND I GET 3 FUCKING STARS AWAY FROM COMPLETING IT THEN I RUN OUT ENERGY I WILL DEFLATE KIMS ASS FOR THIS

Timestamp: 1406347473

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via cumfort)

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via cumfort)

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via cumfort)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via hotboyproblems)

unsoaring:

ur so dumb and ugly i think i’m in love

(via titanios)

chardonnaymami:

Attitude goals: Rihanna
Ass shaking goals: Rihanna
Style goals: Rihanna
Sexiness goals: Rihanna
Makeup goals: Rihanna
Pussy pat goals: Rihanna
Wife goals: Rihanna
Life goals: Rihanna

(via dulect)