gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via icandothedistance)

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via dulect)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via hotboyproblems)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot, via hotboyproblems)

Tumblring on my phone

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

pityfriend:

Thank you drake

(via dulect)

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via cumfort)

riff raff

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